yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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