sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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