do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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