But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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