Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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