I want to stick my p in your. b.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Randomize
