So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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