the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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