i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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