If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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