do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Randomize
