found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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