After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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