Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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