my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
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