He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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