why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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