mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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