dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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