Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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