You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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