So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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