remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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