i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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