didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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