I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
