sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
BRING THE BAGELS
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize
