how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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