can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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