butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
im calling her cock vulture from now on
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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