Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
