The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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