I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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