You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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