I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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