He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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