he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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