Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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