Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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