My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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