even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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