how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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