My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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