i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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