used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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