butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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