I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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