From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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