wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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