He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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