I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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