he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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