i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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